1 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,440 Look, Kuttan, you are the tenth-grade topper. 2 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:28,000 But I'm going to ask you fifth-grade questions, okay? 3 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,560 Define photosynthesis. 4 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,680 Photosynthesis is a very good synthesis. 5 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:36,440 It is my favorite synthesis. 6 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:39,920 In fact, I always take photos of this synthesis only. 7 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,920 "My brother is reading a book." 8 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,080 Change these words from singular to plural form. 9 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,120 Sir, once bhai gives his word… 10 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,040 he doesn't change it for anyone. 11 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,520 Sir, sir, sir. 12 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:57,160 Tell me, who is the… father of genetics? 13 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:58,160 What? 14 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:00,120 Can you say that clearly, ma'am? He couldn't hear you. 15 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,560 Who is the father of genetics? 16 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:06,280 Ma'am, only the mother of genetics could tell you that. 17 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:14,040 A train crosses a pole in ten seconds at a speed of 24 meters per second. 18 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:15,800 So what is the length of the train? 19 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:16,920 -Pass. -Hey! 20 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:19,640 Do you think this is a rapid-fire round, son? 21 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:22,880 Fine, tell me. 22 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,760 French Emperor Napoleon. 23 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,560 What were his last words before he died? 24 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:35,680 What the hell is going on here? 25 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,640 How can tenth-grade students be this substandard? 26 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,640 Sir, under the Right to Education Act, 27 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:44,600 we are not allowed to fail any student until the eighth grade. 28 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:47,480 And these kids passed the ninth grade by cheating. 29 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,120 Technically, they are in the tenth grade, 30 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:52,080 but they don't know anything about any of the subjects. 31 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:55,280 But my Ravinder is very good at Sanskrit. 32 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:56,840 He said he recited the entire 33 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,160 "Om Bhur Bhuva Swaha" for madam. 34 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:01,360 I asked him to tell me Ohm's Law of Resistance! 35 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:02,760 -What? -I will explain it. 36 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:04,440 No, no, this is not acceptable. 37 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,040 Look, we need to prepare the kids for the boards. 38 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:08,760 If they don't get good grades in tenth grade, 39 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:09,880 how will they go to foreign countries? 40 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,160 -Foreign? -Foreign? 41 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,560 Forthwith. Immediately. How will they get ahead in life? 42 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,360 -Oh, yes. -Yes, they should. 43 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,600 If they move slowly, they will be left behind by TTPS. 44 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,240 Yes, that's true. 45 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:23,600 But this is not just about the kids. 46 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:25,880 It's about our reputation, too. 47 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,960 So, give them extra classes. 48 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:29,680 -Yes, sir! -Yes! 49 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:32,240 We will increase the mock tests, sir. 50 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:33,400 That will surprise the kids. 51 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,760 -Yes, yes. -You should do that. 52 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,880 -One second. Listen to him. -Please. 53 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:43,240 Sir, you-- 54 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:46,440 You are all talking about filling petrol in a car without an engine. 55 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,440 Kids who have neither internal drive nor external motivation, 56 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,120 why would they study? 57 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,360 Sir, if you ask them what they want to be when they grow up, 58 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,000 one says rider, another says provider. 59 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:57,400 Just think about it. 60 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,040 How can someone become Abdul Kalam 61 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,480 if he doesn't even know who Abdul Kalam is? 62 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,320 They need a role model, sir. 63 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,800 An influential person who can inspire them to study. 64 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,720 -Yes, that's true. -Am I right? 65 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,040 Okay, okay, okay. 66 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,440 I'll give a speech at tomorrow morning's assembly. 67 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:16,400 He said an influential person. 68 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,960 Not someone who is easily influenced, like you. 69 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,840 The school sponsor has a point. 70 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,920 I am canceling the assembly speech. 71 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:30,360 What were you saying? 72 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,680 Sir, maybe a former student of ours. 73 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,560 Someone whose lived experience is relatable to the kids. 74 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:37,320 Why not? Why not? Why not? 75 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,880 If another role model… 76 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,840 can help the kids get better board exam scores, 77 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:47,480 then let's chase them. 78 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:49,840 Yes, sir. 79 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,400 We will find them. 80 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,800 Adarsh's ideal idol. 81 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,600 -Yes, definitely. -That is a good plan. 82 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:11,760 What is this? 83 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,000 Duster. 84 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:19,760 No, for a teacher, this is a divine gift. 85 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,720 It erases all mistakes. 86 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,240 It erases a teacher's mistake from this side. 87 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,720 And a student's mistake from this side. 88 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,000 But you, on the other hand, 89 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:30,720 are confiscating bags instead of using this genius invention. 90 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:32,800 Sir, this is my method. 91 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:36,360 If a child brings a toy to class, I don't hit them. 92 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:39,440 I confiscate their bag. 93 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:40,600 That is wrong. 94 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,120 Did you confiscate the bag of a seventh-grade kid yesterday? 95 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,560 -Yes. -Do you know who he is? 96 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:48,080 Chandi Ram? 97 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,200 Goldy ji's maternal cousin Tambe ji's 98 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,240 step-son, Chandi Ram. 99 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,680 Is his whole family named after metallic elements? 100 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,920 Goldy ji gave his favorite step-nephew 101 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,080 a smartwatch worth 150,000 rupees, 102 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:03,520 which was inside the bag you confiscated. 103 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,920 But it was missing when you returned the bag. 104 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:09,360 What… are you trying to say? 105 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:10,920 -Mr. Hansraj? -Yes? 106 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,360 "An expensive watch was lost because of Kanchan ma'am." 107 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,800 What is "Kanchan ma'am" in this sentence? 108 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,200 She is in trouble, ma'am. 109 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,240 In the next four days, Chandi's chrome watch 110 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,800 should be back on his creamy white wrists. 111 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:24,760 Marvelous. 112 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:26,880 Phonetic figure of speech. 113 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,720 Otherwise, a teacher can lose her job before she even starts teaching. 114 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:32,080 Right? 115 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,160 Use this. 116 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,600 Not just one, you'll get three or four watches back. 117 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:47,480 No, sir. 118 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,360 I'll use my own ways to find it. Thank you. 119 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,120 Sir? 120 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,120 We won't find a better role model than him. 121 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,160 Deepak Sejwal. 122 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:05,040 He is a national-level swimmer. 123 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:08,760 He just swam from Mumbai to Panjim in five days. 124 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:12,200 Oh. Then he will take a whole month to get here. 125 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:14,160 We don't have enough time, Mukul sir. 126 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:16,080 His Insta profile isn't much to look at either. 127 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:17,880 Don't touch me, dude. 128 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,240 -Bishnu! -Yes, sir? 129 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:21,240 The chow mein tastes amazing. 130 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,120 Can I get another half-plate? 131 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:24,440 Sure, sir. I will get it immediately. 132 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,360 Hey, sit down. That's not your job. 133 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:39,000 Sir, can you keep an eye on Naren? 134 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,160 He got low marks on his test again. 135 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,720 My dream is to make him a doctor. 136 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,120 If he keeps this up, he won't even pass the tenth grade. 137 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,920 Your son has a lot of potential. 138 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:50,520 He just needs to stay on the pitch. 139 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:51,920 Stand his ground. 140 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,000 It's a test match. One or two runs, right? 141 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:58,400 No need to hit fours and sixes. He can do it. Okay? 142 00:06:58,720 --> 00:06:59,680 Okay, sir. 143 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,160 Holy shit! Mother father! 144 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:07,240 KB sir studied at our school. 145 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:08,520 KB? 146 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,040 Karan Bindra! 147 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,320 The biggest billionaire in Tinki Toli. 148 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,600 He just bought an island in Thailand. 149 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,440 But what does he do? 150 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,200 Technology, aviation, hospitality, 151 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:21,840 he talks about all of that on his podcast. 152 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:24,480 Hey… I… I have seen him somewhere. 153 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,680 You must have seen him on social media. 154 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:27,840 He… 155 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,000 knows you? 156 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:30,400 Knows me? 157 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:34,120 Within five minutes of my DM'ing him, 158 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,200 he leaves me on seen. 159 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,120 Trust me, sir, 160 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,440 the kids will be so motivated after listening to Karan Bindra 161 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:45,040 that even their coming generations will pass the exams with ease. 162 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,240 Don't you sleep way too much these days? 163 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,160 I did it too much last night. 164 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,560 -What? -Studying. 165 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,280 I saw you at Hakka Haveli last night, 166 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:15,840 but you left without eating anything. 167 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,680 Bishnu uncle uses too much soy sauce. 168 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:21,560 And besides, I just needed to talk to Naren. 169 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,560 By the way, what is Naren's problem? 170 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:26,400 He is always studying, but he still doesn't get good grades. 171 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,160 Some people come into this world to spread joy, not to get good grades. 172 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:47,080 You would do the same if you were here. 173 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,520 ROLL ONE AS SOON AS YOU GET THE STUFF… 174 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:55,160 I WANT COKE TOO! 175 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:56,520 LET'S MEET AT OUR REGULAR SPOT… 176 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:57,760 DON'T LET YOUR PARENTS FIND OUT! 177 00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:58,880 Dad! 178 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:06,200 Dad, do we have any munchies? I am very hungry. 179 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:09,520 Yes-- 180 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:11,600 Dad? 181 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:14,600 Yes… 182 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:15,760 we do. 183 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,760 It's in the upper cabinet. 184 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,840 -Shiney sir? -Yes, sir? 185 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,200 Do you trust him? 186 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:30,200 Is this guy an honest man? 187 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:31,760 What are you saying, sir? 188 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:33,520 Does anyone lie on the internet? 189 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:37,240 Hey! Forchuner! 190 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,720 Hey! Lange Lover! 191 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,600 -What are you doing, sir? -What? 192 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,960 His cameraman travels in that car, sir. 193 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,640 Then what car does he travel in? 194 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,320 Hey! 195 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,640 Lolls Loyce! 196 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,000 Sir, he is here. 197 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:10,120 This man, he is very cool He plays in multi-millions 198 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,160 The name is KB Ooh yeah baby! 199 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:15,080 I'll call you later. I'm at a function for poor children. Yes. 200 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,480 Sir, Shiney. 201 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,080 I was the one who DM'ed you. 202 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,520 Sir… can I please… 203 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,600 touch you, sir? 204 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,640 -What do you mean? -Good touch only. 205 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:34,640 This is our headmaster. 206 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,120 Mr. Gyaneshwar Tripathi. 207 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,880 -Mr. Gyaneshwar? -Yes. 208 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,040 -Tripathi sir? -Yes. 209 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:43,760 You called me here to inspire the kids, even though Tripathi sir is here? 210 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:48,240 I'm who I am today because he's at this school! 211 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,800 You have no idea just how much you have inspired me. 212 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:59,040 But Karan sir, when you studied here, 213 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:00,920 I wasn't even in this school. 214 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:03,880 Imagine if you were! 215 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:08,760 The number one headmaster in Delhi, Mr. Gyaneshwar! 216 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:13,440 Sir. 217 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,600 Take a close-up of him. He is poor. 218 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,960 The man is definitely honest. 219 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,960 Ma'am, I am telling you the truth. You can ask Dheeraj if you want. 220 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:30,880 Yes, ma'am, I saw it too. 221 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,280 Chandi put that watch in his bag. 222 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:36,040 But the bag was in the staff room the whole time. 223 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,200 Did a teacher steal the watch? 224 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:39,760 As you know, ma'am, 225 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,280 a teacher's salary is not enough. 226 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:45,040 This-- 227 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:49,840 Go… 228 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,360 So, you did not get the watch by asking nicely? 229 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:00,800 Since you have decided to leave this school already, 230 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,600 I will give you a farewell gift on your way out. 231 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:04,760 I mean, I would like to give you a farewell tip. 232 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,400 Tirath has a shop in Chor Bazaar. 233 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:11,520 All stolen goods from this area end up being sold there. 234 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:16,000 So in your time of need, that is where you will find that timepiece. 235 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,400 Alliterative pun. 236 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,920 Yes… Sir, thank you! 237 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,680 I have seen him somewhere. 238 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:38,640 A SPECIAL MOTIVATIONAL SESSION BY KARAN BINDRA 239 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,880 What else goes on in Manchester? 240 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,440 Everyone is United in Manchester. 241 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,280 Although City is good too. 242 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,360 But ever since I bought a Villa in Aston-- 243 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:52,160 How far away is Cambridge from there? Is it walking distance? 244 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,400 About two toll booths away. 245 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:55,680 Oh, that is all? 246 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,560 Yes! Come in, come in. 247 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,720 This is our counselor. Mr. Mukul Dengla. 248 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:04,080 He sits at this school, but an NGO pays his salary. 249 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,360 Hello, sir. So good to have you. 250 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,120 The kids will be very inspired to meet you. 251 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:13,000 I have made some pointers for your speech today. 252 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:16,960 If you speak on these areas, the kids will definitely be motivated-- 253 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,360 When I was six months old, 254 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,360 I hadn't even started speaking. 255 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,920 My mom used to say, "Son, say mom." 256 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,160 My dad used to say, "Son, say dad." 257 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,480 Do you know what I said? 258 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,040 Success… 259 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,040 is a journey, not a destination. 260 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,920 Sir, even your first word was a full sentence. 261 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,840 If KB didn't listen to his father, 262 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,000 do you really think he'll listen to you? 263 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,240 -Legend. -No, sir, I didn't mean that. 264 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:47,000 Mukul ji, no need to add psychology everywhere. 265 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:49,920 You can say whatever you like. 266 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:55,760 Just make sure that the kids are motivated to study and work hard. 267 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,360 Do you know what the most important part of motivation is? 268 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,920 A foreign trip? 269 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,840 M-U-S-I-C. 270 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:07,760 Mucus? 271 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:12,800 Music. 272 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:20,360 Dreams, Pride, and Hope The dream destination is money 273 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:26,040 Hopes launching into the sky! 274 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:34,200 Yes I am rich! Very Rich! 275 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,040 And now, 276 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:46,520 please welcome the tycoon of Tinki Toli, 277 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:50,200 Mr. Karan Bindra! 278 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:55,640 This man, he is very cool He plays in multi-millions 279 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:59,840 The name is KB Ooh yeah baby! 280 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:04,880 The name is KB Ooh yeah baby! Cool man! 281 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:14,200 The first question is, what do all of you need to become 282 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,960 to make your parents proud? 283 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,760 Sir, engineer. 284 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,840 Sir, government employee. 285 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,280 Sir, doctor. 286 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:23,400 Nope. 287 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,480 Your parents will be proud of you 288 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,480 the day you become a successful billionaire. 289 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,680 And for that, 290 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:34,280 you'll need to put in a lot of hard work and dedication toward your studies. 291 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:41,320 That is, unless you know the shortcut to becoming a billionaire. 292 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,800 Now, whenever someone asks my mother about my degree, she says, 293 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,440 "He may not have a degree or a rank, 294 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,400 but his yacht is parked on the Yamuna riverbank." 295 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,080 Ten days. 296 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,880 In just ten days, every single kid here 297 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,720 will earn eight figures before turning eighteen. 298 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:02,880 Ask me how. 299 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,280 -How? -How? 300 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,000 The KBCC. 301 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,560 The Karan Bindra Crorepati Course. 302 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,320 You don't need to mug this up. There is no studying needed. 303 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:14,920 You just need to sell this course to three more people, 304 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,240 who will sell it to three other people. 305 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,320 Three plus three plus three, ten! 306 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,400 In ten days, you'll be a billionaire! 307 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,680 Now ask me, how much is it for? 308 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,200 How much is it for? How much? How much is it for, sir? 309 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:26,320 How much? 310 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,520 Just 9,999! 311 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,120 But just for all of you, I will give you this course 312 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:37,360 for only 4,999! 313 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,320 Should I make it easier? In the next five minutes, 314 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,440 the first 25 people to pay me in cash 315 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:46,280 will get this course for just 999! 316 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:47,560 What are you…? 317 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,520 Get me cash. Go, go, go. 318 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,160 Sir, stop them! Sir! Sir? 319 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,040 -Sir, big fan, sir. One selfie, sir? -No… 320 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,400 LOVE IS AN ART STAY AWAY AND PROTECT YOUR HEART 321 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,400 Did anyone see you coming here? 322 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,040 Roll one for me quickly. Make it special. 323 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,160 Oh, man. Nikku forgot his glasses here again. 324 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,080 He can't see a thing without these. 325 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,280 Give me that. 326 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,960 Please drop me off at home. 327 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,800 What is wrong with you, son? 328 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,240 -Nikku? -Dad? 329 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,320 So you were following me? 330 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:24,800 So is this what Naren does? 331 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,400 How long has this been going on? 332 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:27,760 One year. 333 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,280 One year! 334 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:33,440 Palak, do you know how harmful this is for a person's health? 335 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,080 Come on, Dad. It's fine if you do it a few times a week. 336 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,760 A few times? 337 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,800 Child, this is how people become drug addicts! 338 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,520 Look at him. He's so high he can't even stand. 339 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,240 My glasses! 340 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,920 One second, drug addiction? 341 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:49,720 Of course. 342 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,240 What else is all this? 343 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:00,960 So, you guys… 344 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:02,800 eat food? 345 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,320 Yes, Dad. 346 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,080 We are Junkies who eat junk food. 347 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,560 Roll is an egg roll, and coke is-- 348 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,880 But then, why do it in secret? 349 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,480 Dad, Bishnu uncle wants to make Naren a doctor. 350 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:26,680 If he finds out that Naren makes food just like him, 351 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,040 he will be very angry. 352 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,320 As he should be. 353 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,960 He shouldn't stop focusing on his studies just for a hobby. 354 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,160 Dad, this isn't just a hobby for Naren. 355 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,080 Just try his chow mein once. 356 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,800 Bishnu really does use too much soy sauce. 357 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,160 This is really tasty, Naren. 358 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,320 Impressive. 359 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:05,560 Thanks. 360 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,720 Sorry, ma'am, for calling you here so urgently. 361 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,760 But it's because I'm new here. 362 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,320 If someone like you pressures them, they'll definitely tell the truth. 363 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,880 This Tirath is a very crooked man. 364 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,720 He buys goods from thieves and crooks all day. 365 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,800 Urmila ji, so what has Goldy ji sent today? 366 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:29,680 Today… 367 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,080 She wants to say something. Go ahead. 368 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,200 Yes! 369 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:33,720 Brother? 370 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,720 Did any of these kids come to you to sell a watch? 371 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,880 Yes, someone did come to me to sell a watch. 372 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,920 But it wasn't a kid. It was this man. 373 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,040 Show me. 374 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:45,320 Him… 375 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,080 Gyaneshwar? 376 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,440 Who else could it be? 377 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,160 This man is a liar, a cheat, and a swindler! 378 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,880 He stole a child's watch? 379 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,760 This principal has no principles. 380 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,160 No, ma'am, I think… 381 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:03,800 Brother, there must be a misunderstanding. 382 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,320 It's not a misunderstanding. That Gyaneshwar is a mistake. 383 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:10,320 Regardless of whether we find the watch, I'll get my revenge. 384 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,440 Revenge? 385 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,520 Not yet. He will be replaced. 386 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,640 My revenge will be complete the day they replace this headmaster. 387 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,200 Why does everyone here always talk in figures of speech? 388 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:23,560 I don't know. 389 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,280 -Kanchan! -Yes, ma'am. 390 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,640 Thank you. 391 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,280 Sir, what is this "billionaire course" drama? 392 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,520 I told Ravinder that he can't do it, 393 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:38,280 and he said, "Dad, if you don't pay me, I will sell a kidney." 394 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,520 Thankfully, the knife was blunt. 395 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,480 -Oh my. -Or else… 396 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,320 My Yusuf said, 397 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,720 "Dad, get married two more times." 398 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,200 "Then we will have three people." 399 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:50,320 "Then you and I will reach diamond level." 400 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,280 Return our money to us, right now. 401 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:54,960 -Yes, sir. Please. -That's all we want. 402 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,200 -It's our hard-earned money-- -Guys, guys, guys! 403 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,640 KB sir promised to turn us into billionaires in ten days. 404 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,200 There are still eight days left. 405 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:05,520 Until then, if two of you could join me, I would become diamond… 406 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,080 Calm down! Calm down! Everyone, please calm down! 407 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,080 Shiney sir, come on. 408 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,520 You are a teacher. How could you fall for his tricks? 409 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,120 -Exactly. -Say something, sir. 410 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,120 Sir, did you…? 411 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,280 He said it with such conviction. 412 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,560 That for you, the price is 4,999. 413 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,680 For the first 25 people, it's 999. 414 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,960 Anyone could fall for it. 415 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,120 Wait, wait a minute. What did you just say, sir? 416 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,840 From 4,999, he went straight to 999? 417 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,440 Exactly, anyone would find that enticing… 418 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,840 Where is this Bindra staying, sir? 419 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,960 Where were you, man? 420 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,000 You oiled me up and left. 421 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,040 My body has tightened up again. 422 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,840 Make sure you get every single knot. 423 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,280 What the hell are you doing?! 424 00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,640 Remember this? 425 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,840 The device to solve all problems and get rid of your stress. 426 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,560 This device will get rid of your debt. 427 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:11,360 No matter how big your debt is, this device will reset it. 428 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,160 World famous in Haryana. 429 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,920 Brother, will this get rid of all of my debts? 430 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,960 Debts of your father, grandfather, and even great-grandfather. All of it. 431 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,160 This actually costs 9,999, 432 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,160 but only for all of you, it's 4,999. 433 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,160 And the first 25 people who pay me in cash 434 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,960 will only have to pay 999! 435 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,760 This is great! Let’s get it. 436 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:38,240 Half the village took on more debt to buy your debt reset device. 437 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,760 And yet, instead of people's debts going down, 438 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,520 everyone's debt doubled or tripled! 439 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,640 Now you're going to return everyone's money. 440 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:47,680 I will. 441 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,560 -Double what you took. -How will I double it? 442 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,160 And remember, 443 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,960 if you try to do something on the sly, 444 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:59,760 I am the meekest person from my village. 445 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,520 He got two and a half out of ten in physics. 446 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,400 He got three in bio. 447 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,720 And one in chemistry. 448 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,640 There was only one kid in class 449 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,320 who scored lower than Naren on the Science Unit Test. 450 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,120 That kid wrote that the SI unit of mass 451 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:27,920 was Allu Arjun. 452 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,560 Don't worry, sir. 453 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,080 From now on, he won't be allowed to go out. 454 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,400 His mother told me that he goes out with his friends every single day. 455 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,280 I will deal with you once he leaves. 456 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,680 You think becoming a doctor is easy? 457 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:46,560 You need to study for 16 hours every single day. 458 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:47,840 That's how you become a doctor. 459 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,280 -You need to study so much-- -Naren… 460 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,200 can't become a doctor, Bishnu. 461 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,520 Why would you say that, sir? 462 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,440 I'm not saying that. Your son said it himself. 463 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:07,400 Look, he doesn't have any interest or aptitude for science. 464 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,800 Even if he somehow clears the exam in the future, 465 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,840 he will never be a good doctor. 466 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,400 So what will he become, sir? 467 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,000 Every other day, Naren doesn't just… 468 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,400 go hang out with his friends. 469 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,080 You want to make food? 470 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:32,520 I worked day and night 471 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,440 so that you could go to school, and you want to cook food? 472 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,560 No, Bishnu! 473 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,160 Sir… 474 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,800 I never got the opportunity to go to school. 475 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,640 That is why I sent him. 476 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,200 I bought him textbooks, enrolled him in tutoring, 477 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,480 even bought him a computer, 478 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,560 so he could grow up 479 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,480 to be an influential person. 480 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,320 But he… 481 00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,840 all he'll ever be… 482 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,800 all he'll ever be is another Bishnu Tamang, sir. 483 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,560 Who said Bishnu Tamang is not an influential person? 484 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,840 An orphan boy who came here from Darjeeling 485 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:21,560 now runs the most famous Chinese restaurant in this area. 486 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,200 You built your own business and your reputation, Bishnu. 487 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:26,960 Naren can't say it to you, 488 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,960 but you are his hero. 489 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,480 He wants to be another Bishnu Tamang. 490 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,560 But what about his studies, sir? 491 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,880 Yes, that's very important. 492 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:41,040 But he should study in a culinary school instead of a medical school. 493 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,800 Vikas Khanna and Sanjeev Kapoor are just chefs, too, aren't they? 494 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,960 Our country doesn't just need doctors and engineers. 495 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,000 It also needs chefs, lawyers, and teachers. 496 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,800 But, sir, can my Naren compete on that level? 497 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,680 You should decide that for yourself. 498 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:03,800 Try this. 499 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:23,960 It's good. 500 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,480 Add some more soy sauce next time. 501 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000 Okay? 502 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,640 He wrote "Harippa" instead of "Harappa civilization." This Gurmeet… 503 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,560 Sir! You should be ashamed of yourself. 504 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,840 The gents' toilet was closed. It was an emergency, so I had to use it. 505 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:45,920 What are you talking about? 506 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,280 What are you talking about? 507 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,760 Chandi Ram, Dheeraj, come in. 508 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,960 Tirath bhai has told us everything. 509 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,680 How could you steal an innocent young child's watch? 510 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,400 Now you will be the one who buys a new watch for them. 511 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,120 Wait, wait, wait a minute. 512 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,080 Why would I steal anyone's watch? 513 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,320 I went to Tirath to sell my own watch! 514 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,120 To buy that KBCC. 515 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,720 You shouldn't accuse an innocent player of match fixing. 516 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:13,280 Look at this. 517 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,200 This is the receipt. 518 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,360 It's the original receipt 519 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:18,840 for the first copy of the watch from Switzerland. 520 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,760 Then where is Chandi Ram's watch? 521 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,520 Sorry, I am having trouble understanding you at the moment. 522 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,880 Please check your network connection. 523 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:29,880 Dheeraj? 524 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:37,040 You idiot! 525 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,760 We could have both kept the watch. 526 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,080 Why did you wear it to school? 527 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,640 How else would I complete my steps? 528 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,600 So, you did use the duster after all. 529 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,080 No, sir, 530 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,920 apart from the dread of the duster, 531 00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,000 the drum of discipline has dozens of other tunes to play. 532 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,200 I searched patiently… 533 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,640 and searching Dheeraj was the answer. 534 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,000 A figure of speech with a pun and an alliteration. 535 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,560 And it's also a hyperbole. 536 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,760 I will take this. 537 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,280 Sir? 538 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,880 She just took down your figures of speech with style. 539 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,040 She is new. She will learn with time. 540 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,760 Sometimes, fear is necessary. 541 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,800 Your 2,000 rupees. 542 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,520 Your 4,000 rupees. 543 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,440 Your mother's mangalsutra. 544 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:38,880 So? 545 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,160 What you said about being inspired by me… 546 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:42,880 was that a lie, too? 547 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,760 Would I lie to you, Mr. Tarakeshwar? 548 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,200 Gyaneshwar. 549 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,560 Hey! Lickshaw! 550 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:53,760 For the rickshaw… 551 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,080 KB sir? KB sir? 552 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,240 The ten million rupees that I will receive next week, 553 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,280 will it be put into my savings account or current account? 554 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:07,480 Let's go. 555 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,520 Sir? Sir! Sir! 556 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,720 I thought we found our role model, 557 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,560 now the kids will get better marks. 558 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,280 Now, where will we find 559 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,800 Adarsh's new ideal idol? 560 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,360 There is one person, sir. 561 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:32,480 A role model is not someone who shows off with stolen money. 562 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,560 A role model is someone 563 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,480 who builds their own place in society through hard work and dedication. 564 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,320 So please welcome the owner of Hakka Haveli. 565 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,520 Mr. Bishnu Tamang! 566 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,520 Unlike all of you, 567 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,840 I haven't read many books. 568 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:54,720 But I have studied up on spices and condiments. 569 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,480 No matter what you want to do… 570 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,960 you need to give it your 100 percent. 571 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,000 Sir! 572 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:05,520 Sir… 573 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:07,920 I am sorry for yesterday. 574 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,320 I suspected you for no good reason. 575 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,360 It's fine. 576 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,560 Actually, Urmila ma'am said it so confidently… 577 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,600 I don't know why she hates you so much. I'm sorry. 578 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,040 What? 579 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:42,840 ORGANISED PROGRESS PARTY 580 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,040 WE WILL PICK FLOWERS FROM THE GARDEN AND RULE WITH DOMINANCE. 581 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:48,400 Ma'am? 582 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:53,040 Were you and Gyaneshwar sir going to get married?